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“Backtacular”

May 13, 2010

Few things ruin an outfit more than a little crack.  Which, I suppose, is why Kimberlily came up with the “Backtacular” butt crack cover.

“If you desire to wear the lowest of the low rise jeans, have no fear we’ve got you covered when you’re wearing a Backtacular gluteal cleft patch by Kimberlily.”

…really?  A “gluteal cleft patch”??  Sounds like a corrective medical device.  Maybe if these were decorated with beer logos rather than fleur-de-lis they’d be popular with plumbers.

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