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Witty Dressing

April 1, 2010

The strict and thorough dress code for Henrico County Teachers includes:

“(2a) On teacher training and administrative work days, employees shall refrain from wearing jeans that are (i) stone-washed; (ii) pegged or pinch-rolled; (iii) tight enough impair circulation in the lower extremities.”

“(6) Male gym teachers who insist on wearing polyester coach’s shorts are advised to look into the purchase of a mirdle”

“(9) Metal objects embedded in the face are permissible only if they fall into one of the following two categories:  (i) earrings  (ii) shrapnel.”

Oh, and happy April Fools Day!

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